Honestly Kid

by Daniel Damkoehler

 

premature fiction

The Thin Needle Points Down

Plaster knew her game. He’d been cast as the second-class ser­vant type for too much of his life to miss the signs. He used to strug­gle with it. Tell them where he’d been accepted to col­lege. Tell them his SAT score. Mention his two years of inter­na­tional vol­un­teer work over­seas. Whatever white lie would get them to pry open that sec­ond (almost trans­par­ent) eye­lid of con­de­scen­sion and really see him as think­ing, breath­ing, capa­ble per­son. Now, in sit­u­a­tions like these, with the added bar­rier of a uni­form and badge, he played it more coolly. Not to strug­gle for power or recog­ni­tion can work to imply that you already have or deserve those things.

So, he waited out­side of Vice Principal Schmidt’s office on his feet. The chairs avail­able to sit in might at best acco­mo­date petite junior high school stu­dents. The larger you were the more ridicu­lous you would look in those things. Plaster wasn’t small. He wanted the cig­a­rette he’d been putting off for the last two hours. He hoped Ms. Schimdt had some sub­stance behind her lit­tle game.

After about five min­utes of star­ing at old class por­traits, the door opened and Ms. Schmidt invited him into her office. Instead of some flash­back ver­tigo of his times in her Atwater counterpart’s office as a boy, Plaster found the whole setup kind of amus­ing and even cute. Awards for excel­lence on the walls. Pictures of Ms. Schmidt with stu­dents and par­ents. A framed poster for a Carnival fundraiser from the year she moved from Fifth Grade teacher to Vice Principal. A card­board box of tis­sues out at the edge of her desk avail­able to any dis­traught par­ent or student.

Please sit down.”

The chair she offered was of adult size, but he declined. “Thanks, but I really have to get back to the sta­tion with these ques­tion­naires as soon as pos­si­ble.” He stood a few feet from her desk. He faced her. Quite still. Quite calm. He kept his has hands at his sides, folder in one, air in the other – to have crossed them might con­vey a larger sense of intim­i­da­tion than he wished.

Sorry to have kept you waiting.”

Well, I wanted to come by any­way to say thank you for let­ting us con­duct these inter­views here at the school.”

Oh, of course. It’s the best way. Were they useful?”

I asked ques­tions. I got answers. But eval­u­at­ing all this,” he held up the folder, “that’s Officer Hernandez’s job, not mine.”

Well, cer­tainly. But you would know if you heard some­thing par­tic­u­larly relevant.”

I might, but I’m not as famil­iar with the details of the case so…”

Right.” She picked up her cof­fee mug and changed her tac­tic. “Officer Plaster, I owe you an apology.”

He waited. He would have had to fight back a smile but for want of that cigarette.

I shouldn’t have eaves­dropped the way I did or lied about it when you caught me.” She must be at least 60 years old, but she sounded 14. More than that, her eyes moved like a teenager work­ing at con­tri­tion too.

Well, I accept and appre­ci­ate your apol­ogy, Ms. Schmidt.”

Good. I’m glad.” She smiled at him.

He raised his eye­brows with a tight-lipped half-smile in return.

So, now I’m just going to come right out and ask. I won­der if I could take a look at those ques­tion­naires.” She held up her hand. “None of the stu­dents will know I did. I won’t pun­ish any of them for school infrac­tions admit­ted to you. I’d just like to have some way of gaug­ing the mood of Gabriel’s peers so I can help them.”

Dennis Plaster would never play pol­i­tics in Brenlee. He was a part-timer and there were always other part-time jobs. He cared more about doing his job well than he did about keep­ing it. So, Officer Plaster laughed in the Vice Principal’s face. “Oh, you got balls, Mrs. Schmidt. Great big brass ones. I think I’m gonna get a war­rant to search your desk just so I can see ‘em for myself.”

She turned red until she laughed with him. Real laugh­ter. Maybe because no one had actu­ally laughed at her to her face since her older brother died or maybe because she had no real alter­na­tive, but she laughed. “Well, I had to try.”

Sure ya’ did. Sure ya’ did.” Plaster didn’t care if she laughed or not. “Well, I’m going to leave now Ms. Schmidt.” And he headed for the door.

Dennis.”

He’d almost made it. His hand was on the knob. Here it came. The nee­dle thin pointer remind­ing him of his place in this town. He looked back at the Vice Principal.

You have some expe­ri­ence in the sep­tic busi­ness don’t you?”

My busi­ness is land­scap­ing and gar­den­ing, but I know a lit­tle about it.”

Through your father’s busi­ness near Atwater isn’t that right?”

Yes.”

Maybe you could help my son-in-law with his sit­u­a­tion.” She didn’t say her son-in-law the rich den­tist who never dirt­ies his hands. She didn’t have to.

Well, you just have him give me a call.”

Oh, thank you.”

And Dennis Plaster laughed as he said, “Sure. Sure. Anytime.” And he laughed and chuck­led all the way out of the school build­ing to his well-used squad car and through his cig­a­rette and back to the sta­tion and his desk and right up until he went to the hold­ing cell to speak with Perry Foltz.