Honestly Kid

by Daniel Damkoehler

 

premature fiction

Noon — End of Part 2

The Brenlee Volunteer Fire Department has three full-time employees.

Andy Currie pushed the paper work to the peo­ple who knew how to do it, kept the list of keys well sorted, main­tained and issued the beep­ers and walkies, made sure the Fall and Spring pan­cake break­fasts made it onto the city cal­en­dar, and gen­er­ally used his broad lip­less smile and cheery demeanor to pro­mote the depart­ment in the community.Most peo­ple thought Andy was dumb, even slightly retarded, they felt the depart­ment humored him by let­ting him serve despite his phys­i­cal and men­tal lim­i­ta­tions (he could never keep a straight face, even at the most inap­pro­pri­ate times, like house­fires and funer­als, and one leg was shorter than the other).Andy has served the Brenlee Volunteer Fire Department for over 30 years. It is the only for­mal job he has ever had. His mod­est expenses – clothes from the feed store, a new truck ever seven years, and the like – are all more than amply cov­ered by an inher­i­tance from his grand­fa­ther, one of the founders of Brenlee. What he earns from the depart­ment, he returns in the invest­ment of new emer­gency readi­ness equip­ment, radios, etc.

Yosemite Hoban Brenlee, Mose for short, tended Brenlee’s large metal shed turned fire­house through every dark night all year. Those who knew him, had only seen him in the early morn­ing or on a late night call. His fifty years of ser­vice to the BVFD (he held his first hose at age 14) had net­ted him more respect and author­ity among the vol­un­teers and com­mu­nity advi­sory board than the all of the other mem­bers of the rotat­ing set of fire chiefs combined.Once an over­grown beast of boy and young man, Mose had, over the past sev­eral years, gone through a period of phys­i­cal decline. He had thinned out in the belly, chang­ing his eat­ing habits so that few could remem­ber the years when Mose Brenlee made mock­eries of eat­ing con­tests and idle chal­lenges to his sta­tus as a true gour­mand. After years of wear­ing it long, he now kept his hair clipped short and neat. All of that had changed years ago, back when Mose became the depart­ment night owl, mon­i­tor­ing the radio, tin­ker­ing with the engines, pumps, and other equip­ment that needed main­tain­ing, and keep­ing the last light in Brenlee lit through the night.Mose Brenlee’s pater­nal great-great-grandfather, William Brenlee, is that Brenlee, the one who founded this town in 1854. His mater­nal great-grandfather, Charlie Hoban, founded the BVFD. He had spent his life here and refused to leave when his wife gave him an ulti­ma­tum twenty years ago, ulti­mately tak­ing their kids with her to San Rafael. Mose vis­ited every other week, still madly in love with his wife and wildly proud of his chil­dren, the first Brenlees to grow up away from the town of Brenlee in four generations.A last note on Mose: he never speaks to, nor, unless oth­er­wise unavoid­able, shares a room with Andy Currie.

Norton was not a per­son, but Brenlee’s 50+ year old Civil Defense siren. Some clever fire­man had named him in honor of Ed Norton of the Honeymooners, not so much for the nature of the char­ac­ter or actor who played him, but instead for its sonic resem­blance to the way Jackie Gleason would belt out his fic­ti­tious neighbor’s name on that tele­vi­sion show. Always begin­ing with a low rum­ble and build­ing to a pow­er­ful boom, “NnnnnoORTON!” never failed to send the dimwit­ted neigh­bor run­ning and the audi­ence laugh­ing. Likewise, Brenlee’s Norton had never failed in its duty, never hav­ing sounded for any civil defense emer­gency, it had how­ever announced noon each day to all of Brenlee.

NnnnnooooOORRTON.” No one runs or laughs. In fact, all of Brenlee is still for moment. Aware, today, of a new unfor­tu­nate ten­sion in the air that can come only from fear, like ani­mals star­tled into a brit­tle still­ness too short to take a breath at the sound of a rifle shot, every­one in town tries to empty their minds of poor Gabriel Velasquez and fails. Quickly then, they retreat into the sec­ond half of the day, con­ceal­ing them­selves in the thick­ets of rou­tine activ­ity and the high weeds of invented dif­fer­ences that fail to truly sep­a­rate vic­tims and survivors.